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Finnish School Shooting 7/11 - Translation of Sturmgeist's Manifesto

By MotorMachineMercenary in News
Fri Nov 09, 2007 at 05:30:58 AM EST
Tags: school shooting, Finland, Sturmgeist, manifesto (all tags)

By popular demand, under the fold you'll find a translation of the rambling manifesto of yesterday's self-selected Darwinist. He had reportedly been on anti-depressants (in Finnish): he listed Cipralex, Luvox, Prozac and Zoloft on an online forum while critizing medication. It was today claimed he recently stopped taking his medication, perhaps exacerbating his apparent psychosis.

Under the fold you'll find a translation of his manifesto. It is offered as a service to the internet community, and doesn't imply any endorsement by the author - quite the contrary. While I trust this translation is more accurate than most found online, I'm sure there are some mistakes. Please note some parts are unparseable as there's quite a bit of lunatic rambling behind a thin veneer of verbose word play.


"The Manifesto of a Natural Selector

How Natural Selection Transformed Into Idiocratic Selection?

The process of natural selection has derailed. It has reversed. Human kind has regressed for a long while. Retarded and dumb, weak-minded people procreate more and faster than smart, strong-willed people. Laws protect the retarded majority, which elects society's leaders. Contemporary human race has not only betrayed its ancestors, but also future generations. Homo Sapiens, LOL! More like Homo Idioticus [sp] to me! When I observe people I see every day in society, school and everywhere... I can't say I belong to the same race as this wretched, arrogant and selfish human race. No! I have developed a step above!

Naturality [sp] has been criminalized through religions, ideologies, laws and other mass delusions, including horsecocks [oh this is just the beginning]. The individual, who goes through his [gender-neural in Finnish] natural power process and tries to live according to nature, but is told that the way he acts and thinks is either wrong or stupid, [ramble on for the rest of the paragraph about rage and depression.]

Humans are just another race among many - marathons, 400 meter hurdles and Formula 1. Go Räikkönen! [WTF] Death and killing aren't tragedies, as it happens all the time among other races [back to semblance of sanity]. All human lives are not worthy of living (perhaps an allusion to a popular Finnish folk song how "Every Life Is Worthy Of A Song"), or worthy of saving. Only the strong individuals (smart, confident and strong-willed) should live, whereas Teletubbies should die [here we go again].

There is also another solution [I must've missed the first one]: dumb people as slaves and smarts free. What I mean is that those who have a strong mind, who are able to change a tire, capable of existential and philosophical mental [blaah blaah...]. And the robotic masters, they can be slaves while gangsters who run the societies, would get what they deserve [I'm trying but this is mostly gibberish].

Of course there is a final solution: the death of the entire human race. It would solve all of the problems of the human race [admittedly a novel perspective]. The faster the human race is gotten rid of, the faster [then there are two whole paragraphs about Kimi Räikkönen, who recently won Formula 1 (a racing car competition for you USians) championships.]

Three Types of People

There are three types of people in the world:
whining person (3% of world population)
whining person [yep, again, I guess he was too busy playing BF2 to edit his dying words] (3% of world population)
mass person (94% of world population) [it appears the percentage refers to the actual mass of the population]

#1 & #2 type personalities are smart, creative and  whining. #3 personalities are less smart and who can't read good [the Finnish version reads like a Zoolander quote - perhaps intentional]. Percentages are only approximations [he wasn't enrolled in a PhD program to survey the human race AFAIK], but are based on my observations on the internets [sigh]. And this is how it's been since the start of time, when humans congregated around fires in caves [thankfully there are no further mentions of time travel].

Total War Against Human Society

Shit, the one thing I am full of and love it. It is the one thing I love. [For the rest of the promisingly-titled paragraph he makes good of the promise of German scheisse-video allusions based on his Sturmgeist moniker. I'm no prude but I'm not touching this shit.]

[The last three paragraphs goes on a downward spiral freewriting about depression, killing and random associations. Following is the last and most comprehensible paragraph of the manifesto.] Long live revolution... revolution organization - which enslaves not only the weak-willed masses, also the smarts majority - against! If we want to live in clouds, we need cotton candy. Doctor Snuggles (a popular UKian psychedelic kids cartoon featuring a camel in the clouds) will take you over, bend you over and give you the pink slips. The card that you hold is a machete of Che [Guevara I presume], cutting underwater maize. The poetic justification of murder comes in bundles of joy, flocks of maize and makes me happy. And where there is justification, there is hope for gold! The race is on. Räikkönen. Räikkönen! RÄIKKÖNEN!

I did it for the lulz [I'm not making this shit up]

- Pekko-Aika Miespoika (aka NaturalSelector89, Natural Selector, Sturmgeist89 ja Sturmgeist).
I also use the pseudonym Eric von Arschloch internationally."

--

Well, I have to say I just wasted an hour of my life translating this. I hope this serves as a window into a deranged individual's mind. Again, I apologize for any potential mistakes, and for my impatience in some parts - but the original is unparseable in many places.

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Finnish School Shooting 7/11 - Translation of Sturmgeist's Manifesto | 51 comments (37 topical, 14 editorial, 0 hidden)
ah, finns (1.33 / 3) (#6)
by circletimessquare on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 02:36:48 PM EST

america's 51st (alcoholic, depressed, psychotic) state

The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

also another translation (none / 0) (#12)
by Stick Apart on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 03:18:09 PM EST

https://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2007/11/7/9340/06756/7#7
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> "I think it could easily be around 200 million people dead because of gun control." - V

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Re: "There is also another solution" (none / 0) (#17)
by BottleRocket on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:29:33 PM EST

He probably meant that there is a solution other than the unparalleled disaster of human Social Darwinism.

Not that I've already considered all of his arguments with shining hope for a better tomorrow or anything. RÄIKKÖNEN! RÄIKKÖNEN! RÄIKKÖNEN!

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akuja maaapitksa (1.00 / 3) (#18)
by zombie Colonel Kurtz on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 04:45:29 PM EST

puja puja moopa matinksi uka


An amusing thing from yesterday (3.00 / 4) (#22)
by ksandstr on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 06:12:48 PM EST

This country hick paper Kaleva publishes a list of the currently most read articles on its index webpage. Unsurprisingly yesterday's list was like... shootout wherever, shooter tries to burn down school, blood, nazis, crossbones...

And then in rank 5, "Beaver bites cow in Pielavesi".

An actual news article, to be sure, but dated sometime in 2005. Someone had the clever idea to paste that link on good spots on IRC, which must've been enough.

Fin.

Yay! (none / 0) (#24)
by LilDebbie on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 07:19:24 PM EST

Okay, actually reading it now.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

'I did it for the lulz' (3.00 / 2) (#25)
by NoControl on Thu Nov 08, 2007 at 08:27:43 PM EST

Only sentence that needed to be there...

Delicious pasta. (none / 0) (#26)
by V on Fri Nov 09, 2007 at 01:03:58 AM EST

Are you posting from the grave?
---
What my fans are saying:
"That, and the fact that V is a total, utter scumbag." VZAMaZ.
"well look up little troll" cts.
"I think you're a worthless little cuntmonkey but you made me lol, so I sigged you." re
"goodness gracious you're an idiot" mariahkillschickens
Do you speak Finnish? (none / 0) (#29)
by creature on Fri Nov 09, 2007 at 09:53:32 AM EST

I've got this leaflet that came with my bag of awesomeness. I'm not quite sure what it says, as the only English word on it that I can find is 'Napalm'. I'd really quite like to know what the rest of it says.

Sounds Emo? (none / 0) (#31)
by k31 on Fri Nov 09, 2007 at 06:51:41 PM EST

Which I why I say that suicidal people are dangerous. Not that people shouldn't be helped if they're depressed or sad, but suicidal and sad are not strongly correlated. He actually sounds quite happy, but perhaps frustrated at his lack of ability to control the world to his fancy.

On the other hand, it sounds like schools are becoming more and more dangerous the world over...


Your dollar is you only Word, the wrath of it your only fear. He who has an EAR to hear....

Poetry (none / 1) (#33)
by ljj on Sat Nov 10, 2007 at 05:18:14 AM EST

Schoolkids should really be encouraged to write poetry.

--
ljj

sounds just like cts. (3.00 / 3) (#34)
by zombie Colonel Kurtz on Sat Nov 10, 2007 at 08:00:54 AM EST

notice how he dismisses this as a finnish thing too.


holy cow: (none / 0) (#40)
by circletimessquare on Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 01:36:33 PM EST

Lawyer: Finnish Teen Chatted Up Pa. Boy  

Nov 12 02:06 PM US/Eastern
By PATRICK WALTERS
Associated Press

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A teenager who admitted plotting a school attack near Philadelphia had chatted online about the Columbine massacre with a teenage outcast who killed eight people and himself in a high school shooting in Finland, the Pennsylvania boy's attorney said Monday.

But the teen was "horrified" when he found out about the Finnish attack and said he never would have suspected him of following through on a violent act, the attorney said.

Finnish police said material seized from the computer of Pekka-Eric Auvinen suggests the 18-year-old had communicated online with Dillon Cossey, 14, who was arrested in October for allegedly preparing a attack at Plymouth Whitemarsh High School in suburban Philadelphia.

Cossey's attorney, J. David Farrell, said he showed Auvinen's online screen name to his client Monday and he rememebered communicating with him about video games and the 1999 Columbine massacre in Colorado and exchanging videos they found on the Internet.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8SS9DHG0&show_article=1

3 things:

  1. why can't k5 get a piece of this antisocial madman online wankery? i want to goad a deluded low iq wackjob asshole into shooting up a school
  2. this is a good reason for outlawing the interwebs, because it show the internats causes these awful situations. without the intartubes, nobody would ever do violence ever again on another human being
  3. never talk to finns, ever. even online


The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

A nice reply to these people (none / 0) (#41)
by Peaker on Wed Nov 14, 2007 at 10:52:52 AM EST

"I am smarter than you, wanna be my slave?"


Editorialism (none / 0) (#42)
by Jizzbug on Wed Nov 14, 2007 at 09:32:29 PM EST

I could have done without all the obvious editorial parenthetical asides.  I am capable of my own internal monologue as I read a schizophrenic rant.

I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. I say unto you: you still have chaos in yourselves.
 -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None

Unabomber 1, Sturmgeist nil (3.00 / 2) (#48)
by OzJuggler on Sat Nov 24, 2007 at 07:32:23 AM EST

The Unabomber's manifesto was excellent. Like, really thought-provoking stuff. Filtered through the eyes of a paranoid delusional sociopath, sure, but the quality was top notch.

This Sturmgeist wackjob got nothin'.

If places like k5 do nothing else, the least we can do is train a new generation of more sophisticated murderers. For once, CTS is onto something. All the power, none of the responsibility. Damn, what a rush that would be.


"And I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together
at Osama's homo abortion pot and commie jizzporium." - Jon Stewart's gift to Bill O'Reilly, 7 Dec 2005.

Why am I not surprised that SSRIs were involved? (none / 0) (#50)
by bighappyface on Mon Dec 03, 2007 at 08:22:00 AM EST

Serious money exchanged hands with the FDA when benzos were changed to short-term usage and SSRIs were approved.

Ask anyone who's gone off of Effexor if it's more or less addictive than Xanax.

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