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Want a Billion dollars?

By greengrass in greengrass' Diary
Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 04:41:26 PM EST
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All you have to do is figure out a way to stabilize Iraq. No bullshit. http://www.fedgrants.gov/Applicants/AID/OM/BAG/RFA&%23032%3B267-06-001/Grant .html"


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I take it that you're not in the running... (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by skyknight on Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 04:46:32 PM EST

seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web.

It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting. --SIGNOR SPAGHETTI
URL... (none / 1) (#2)
by SaintPort on Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 04:54:01 PM EST

http://www.fedgrants.gov/Applicants/AID/OM/BAG/RFA&%23032%3B267-06-001/Grant .html

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Search the Scriptures
Start with some cheap grace...Got Life?

Let Iran have the bomb (none / 1) (#3)
by BottleRocket on Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 05:09:05 PM EST

And ethnically cleanse the Sunni arabs.
Violá! Stability.

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oh my gosh (none / 1) (#4)
by wampswillion on Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 05:11:38 PM EST

i'd be so totally great at this.  no kidding. i could do this job.  
my only problem is that i completely suck at writing grants.  

They don't want stability (none / 0) (#7)
by UnPlusUnEgalDeux on Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 06:03:49 PM EST

  They want american interference and more of it. Who wouldn't.

Simple. (none / 0) (#10)
by NoMoreNicksLeft on Sat Dec 03, 2005 at 07:04:23 PM EST

We send a fleet of all the big planes, what are they, C135s? We load all the armor onto them, fly them home. We also send all our boats over there, load all the people onto them. Ship them home. And we never give it a second thought.

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Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.
Think Peace Of Rome (none / 0) (#15)
by SaintPort on Sun Dec 04, 2005 at 10:19:40 AM EST

or Peace of Russia...

Mankind is like children wishing Daddy would come home and restore order.

Pax W is just not oppressive enough to achieve peace.

Complete-absolute oppresion... on a budget.

'He shall rule with a rod of iron'

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Search the Scriptures
Start with some cheap grace...Got Life?

good god, are americans that stupid? (none / 0) (#19)
by tkatchevzombie on Sun Dec 04, 2005 at 03:47:42 PM EST

bring back saddam.

can i have my megabux now pls?

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